"🧍‍♀️" - Meghan

"I have no idea what to put here" - Tori

"Loud and cheerful! I’m the cousin you’ll hear from across the venue the entire night. Promise I’m funny though…" - Talia

"I’m Taylor’s cousin, and I’m from Boca Raton, Florida. I am a double gator and a lawyer. I love nature, books, crafts, and my dog, Finn" - Julie

"I live in Orlando working as a marketing specialist. I love all things health and wellness & am obsessed with cats!" - Jackie

AKA “Big Reid,” once got Mooney punched in the face in middle school. Unintentionally performed a “desk pop” with Mooney’s handgun while he was out of town.

AKA “Moon Pie,” once served as the equipment manager for Mooney’s 8th grade football team. Was somehow bad, but also good at lacrosse?

AKA “Corbs Light,” once left a full bowl of salsa on the counter and flew to New York for two weeks. He and Mooney once drove around a parking lot for 15 minutes looking for a better spot.

AKA “Bush,” once taught Mooney the importance of “attractive nuisance.” Has never lost an argument.

AKA “Lunchbox,” served as Mooney’s pledge-master, but definitely never hazed him. Uses Mooney’s Max account more than he does.